A Toilet Hymn
A hymn about having to go (in the tune of “I Am Resolved”)
When I am squirting
Oh, how it’s hurting
My cheeks are burning now
I’m squeezing tighter
It feels like fire
I’ve got to go right now
I will waddle to thee
Waddle so I may go
Toilet, oh my throne room
My butt has come to blow