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Cucumbers

A day in the life of a cat
Cucumbers
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I am a cat. I eat mice for food.

A giant put tasty nibbles in the giant box. I tasted the nibbles. They tasted good.

The giant scratched me. I do not like the scratching.

The giant is putting more nibbles in the giant box. Scratches are okay for nibbles.

The giant did not give me nibbles now. The giant is still scratching me. I hate scratches. Goodbye.

I cannot get out of the giant box. The giant is going to eat me.

Run around in circles very fast.

Meow. Time to sleep.


It is 400 later. There are no mice. I will die soon. Goodbye, world.

Hide. There is a mouse. I will eat it.

Hide. Still hiding. Hide very hard.

RUN! I catched the mouse. I am not going to die.

The mouse is very dead. I will not eat it.

Hide. The mouse is not dead. Hide.

RUN! I catched the mouse.

The mouse is very dead. I will not eat it.


Aliens abducted the giant. I am a cat. Cats know such things. The giant is all gone now.

There is a hole in the giant box.

RUN! The giant cannot eat me now.

There are no mice. I am going to die.

Meow.